I am so tired I cant see straight. I just got home from work and I still have work to do. That is all right I am getting paid for it. Last5 Friday we recieved a nice big white present from Santa Clause 14 inches of snow.. Nice.. I love snow..and they are calling for more tonight. couple of days later we recieve some more nice presents.. minus degree weather..I hate cold... I dont know why but for some reason I am just not that ambitious to do anything tonight besides the one thing that I have to do for work. As if I could be any worse today our fridge decides to fritzs out and so now we had to go by a new one. We just got groceries too.. Grrr.... but I am counting the days until I am on vacation. My little one has been sick for going on a week now. Poor thing there is really nothing I can do. You have been there when you where little with the ear achs and children colds.. Well he has thrown up about a bazzillon times or so it seems. I never knew so much snot could come out of one kid.. Its amaszing..But he is my love and I would do anything for him.. Oh goody.. I guess I need to finish this up.. I just had my 5 year old come and tell me that he peed in bed and threw up on the rug... Time for some pedialite and cold medician.. I love being a mom.. Minus the puke on the floor..
Rachy

I havent seen her in 6 or so years so I invite her to come and stay with me. She gets here first thing off the bat...she's late... she missed both her trains to Harvard... then she gets here and she cant lift her heavy suit case... ok hubby puts it in the car.... Well then we get home and my house is to cold for her liking... What?!!????!! It is 72 in here... Freaking Warm... then she think the room she is staying in is to small.. Umm you know you could stay at a hotel.... So she comes in and makes her self comfy ok fine we are in for the night and she is asleep.. Thursday on Thanksgiving the first Thanksgiving at my moms since she got her new kitchen... She announdes at the dinner table that she was once addicted to Crack.. Hello I have a 5 year old.... He doesnt need to hear that.. he thinks his family is screwed up enough... Dont disturb the chiild anymore... We get back to my house and I have a few words with her.. she is completly rude to my husband..and then she tells me that she has been raped 3 times but her and her boyfriend who by the way is 41 with 7 kids, fyi she is 27, have sex all the time and she isnt afraid to be with strange men she never met... umm yeah whawtever... she has taken over my tv, my internet, and my phone... she has guys calling her on my house phone.. she has given out the number while i was not home.. WHAT!!! We went over to my hubbys family to see them because his step moms aunt passed away and so did his uncle.. not the greatest5 time for them.. again she was so freaking rude... she has the gall to tell me in my own car that she doesnt like my husband and doesnt think that I should be married to him.. hello... do you know why he isnt in the greatest mood.. 2 deaths in the family... so then she wants to be driven everywhere3 and when it comes to her helping fll my gas tank which she agreeed to she gives me a whopping 10 dollars... she was here for 9 days.... ohhh then the best thing... on the day before she is supposed to leave she loses her ticket....SHE LOST HER FREAKING TICKET!!!!!...I rip my house apart to find the damn thing because now I am ready to be ride of her... She has no money to buy a new ticket and her mom wont pay for one.. I was already on the phone with Amtrak and talked with them...well that got me no where. I shelled out $141.00 that I didnt really have to spend on a tickoet just so I knew that she would be gone....OVer and over again she has said she is home and didnt want to leave... this is where the hubby believes that she threw away the ticket in the garbage and then made the story up that she lost it.. I am starting t5o agree.. So her mom finally says she is going to send me a check for the amount of the ticket and I will have it the next day..Well then we get this 12 to 14 inches of snow and I cant even go anywhere3 without getting stuck.. So I am stuck in the house with her.. NOOO.... Well the plane that had my check in it was the one that slid off the runway in O'Hare and got stuck.. Go figure.. So Saturday morning we get her on the train and off to Chicago.. Happy dance in the train depot... I get home and there is a message on the machine. So help0 me god if it is her I will kill her.. Nope someone completely different.. Open my front door and there is the check from her mother for the pricfe of the plane ticket... Finally.. Then the3 hubby and I go out to dinner to celetbre3at.. My card has been declined.. come to find out the 60.00 it took the bank was ho9lding for 120.00 just to make sure it goes through... so i sit and wait til after midnight when things are back to normal and I can go grocery shopping.. Tommarrow.. it is football and lots of beer.. Thank god its over..

You ever feel like the life you lead is not yours? That you should be someone else, somewhere else, with something else. That is how I felt today. I got up today and looked at my husband, then I thought is this who I am suppoesd to be with? (Now i have never had thoughts like this and I have never been happier. Needless to say this was an unusual day for me) SO I get up and walk down that hall and peer into my son's room. I think to myself. Is this my child? Now I am freaking myself out as I look around my house, which I absolutly love. I walked out to get the newspaper and take the trash out. I look at my car and my hubbys car. Both of which I love to. I look up and down my street. I love the neighborehood I live in. So why and I feeling the urge to drop the coffee cup, throw down the paper, get into my car and flee.. SO I go through my day, my mom takes my son, which for once I was thankful when he was gone. (Not like me at all) I went to the grocery store in makeup, heels, and looking smokin hot. (Something I never ever do< Tshirt and sweats for me with a baseball cap>) I got hit on by 3 or 4 single men. I got phone numbers to (They went in the garbage out side the store door) Came home put things away took a shower and laid down for a nap. Got up an hour later. In my sweats, tshirt. Surrounded by baskets of clean laundry and childrens toys. Back to MY life. I think I just had the closest thing to an out of body experiance I will ever have.

I love my son with all my heart, but the things that come out of his mouth from time to time. I dont know where he gets them.
He passed gas a couple days ago and he looked straight at me with the most serious look and said " mommy my ass blew you a kiss" I was in total shock.This also rewarded a time out. Mind you this is the same child that has baptized the cat more than once. We now have a lock on the toilet that matches the lock on our fridge. He has now gone to baptize the cat in the dog's water bowl. Then again this is the same dog that the kid colored pink with kool-aid. Who knew the dog was thirsty while it was sleeping. All also rewarded with a time out. Mind you though he is 5, but I dont want him to think that all this is ok. Then today he wanted to make me a picture for the fridge. No problem I have scrapbooking stuff, extra buttons, and craft things. Little odds and ends in the hall closet. So I let him have at it. Moments later he comes to me with a picture of a guy with a parachut. Cute right.. Yeah everyhing except the guy was a made out of a tampon, unused of course, and the parachute was made out of a maxi pad, also unused. I wasnt sure weather to laugh or die right there. So not to be mean I put it on the fridge no one will see it right. No that would be to easy, so his great-grandmother comes over. She takes one look at the picture and says to my son "You know at my age (she is 80) if I had those in my house I would have done the same thing" Two thumbs up on encouragement Guess it isnt just kids that say the darndest things.
Rachy

Ok so I am doing what I normally do on a weekday, drive myself to work. On my way to work this morning. Someone in an old Berretta, chevy, comes hauling ass down the road. So I get out of his way. Then he wants to switch lanes inches from my bumper. HELLO!! THAT IS WHY THERE ARE TURN SIGNALS!! But no this man's way of letting someone know that he is going to change lanes is to tap his brake pedel a bazillion times and then jot over into the lane in front of you, only to stand on the brakes. GREAT THING TO DO IN TRAFFIC!! So we come to a stop light and I roll down my window to ask him what on god's green earth was he thinking. Only to be met with him cussing me out in a language that I dont speak. SAY WHAT!!
Then he sped off.

Ok now I am for people of every race, creed, and color coming to this country, but I do have a few things to say.
1) If you are going to come to this country BECOME A CITIZAN!! No tax breaks and what not. Americans dont get that privilage nither should you.
2) SPEAK ENGLISH!! You are in America Speak Americian (Bette Midler, Big Buisness)
3) Learn how to f'in drive. I am scared to go out on the street even the side walk for that matter because I might be run over.
4) Work your ass off to make a honest living just like every other blue colar worker in this country. I have never seen so many lazy people as I have with illegal aliens.
5) Just becuase you are in a new country does not mean you can go on not understanding things and just sit on welfare. There are enough lazy drug attics on welfare as is. My tax dollars do not need to pay for you.

I am sure there is other stuff that I have forgotten.

Now for my next issue

Rich People

1) Because we dont drive the expensive fast cars like you does not give you the right to almost run us off the road.
2) Do not look down your nose at me just because I am not wearing Dolce and Gabana.
3) Just because you have a cushy job and a lot of pay does not mean that I am your slave. If that is what I wanted to be I would have been born in the early 1800's thank you.
4) Enough with the tax fraud and embeziling money. You have enough why the hell do you need more.

I am just getting so tired and impatiant with everyone thinking they are better than everyone else and that they can get away with murder and blame it on me cause i looked at them wrong. Why cant we as a society go back to the way things where. We are so Egotistical. STOP IT!!